Jokes 2

I sure do miss A&W during the summer.

They had the best amburger and woot beah ever.

 

Q: Why does society need stock analysts?
A: So that weather forecasters look good!

 

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and sang a rap song to him.

 

I lost out on the S & M award, but it was an honor just to be dominated.

 

I thought it was so the economists look good....... until I looked at their record.

 

I was on my way to that awards show, but I got tied up...

 

GM was going to recall the 2008 Impala but they found that fewer people were complaining about the brake failure every year, so they just decided to not do the recall.

 

Krugman made a guest appearance on Dilbert:

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Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind