Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    I sure do miss A&W during the summer.

    They had the best amburger and woot beah ever.
     
    #11881     May 30, 2013
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Q: Why does society need stock analysts?
    A: So that weather forecasters look good!

    :) :) :)
     
    #11882     May 30, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and sang a rap song to him.
     
    #11883     Jun 2, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I lost out on the S & M award, but it was an honor just to be dominated.
     
    #11884     Jun 3, 2013
  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    I thought it was so the economists look good....... until I looked at their record.
     
    #11885     Jun 3, 2013
  6. Big AAPL

    Big AAPL

    I was on my way to that awards show, but I got tied up...
     
    #11886     Jun 3, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    GM was going to recall the 2008 Impala but they found that fewer people were complaining about the brake failure every year, so they just decided to not do the recall.
     
    #11887     Jun 4, 2013
  8. TGregg

    TGregg

    Krugman made a guest appearance on Dilbert:

    <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3816952>
     
    #11888     Jun 4, 2013
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    #11889     Jun 5, 2013
  10. Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
    ~ Betsy Salkind
     
    #11890     Jun 5, 2013