My son came up to me today and said, "I know you'll find this hard to take, but I'm gay. Does it bother you?" I said, "Not as much as it'll bother your mother." He said, "Do you think she'll be upset?" I said, "Upset! She'll be fucking devastated, she owes me 500 dollars now."
If I had to summarise my experience at this year's annual Tourettes, Stutterers and Amnesiacs conference I would say shit piss fuck screw and cu... cu.... cunt, remember a better one ever.
While Jim Apple and Gordon Morgan were struggling in Europe, .....Ben Dover couldn't understand why he was being offered sex each time he introduced himself at the gay nightclub.
I found out that you can learn a lot about a girl just by watching her through binoculars 24 hours a day.
Everybody knew the final vote was going to come down to Anthony Kennedy, because he's well known to go both ways.