Jokes 2

Ha!
This would be a direct benefit for tax dollars sent to Washington.

 

I've been following my dream for the last month now.

I had to quit friday because my dream got a restraining order.

 

Laundry instructions for today's youth's.

 

Would you sign this petition to end women's suffrage.

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http://www.dhmo.org/

 

Med School Exam

When I was young my intent was to go to medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam.

The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect."

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. Most of the rest are in Congress...

 

The grocery store i go to had a great special today. Buy one of anything and get ten free. It's only on the self scan isle though.

 

Old Fashioned Entertainment

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...praised-for-almost-wiping-out-pubic-lice.html

 

I was at my girlfriend's parents today when her mom offered me a cup of tea.

"I don't like tea thanks," I said.

"Well what do you like?" She asked.

"Hardcore porn, class A drugs and when your daughter let's us do anal."

"I was hoping coffee," she replied.