Jokes 2

I've been having a problem with my nob so decided to show my mate. He began looking at it, then feeling it, gently at 1st, then started yanking it as hard as he could. Twisting as hard as possible, he said, "It's no good buddy, you're going to have to call a locksmith."

 

I Can Do All These Things, Np

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File this under People are Awesome

John Belushi does Joe Cocker............

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After many years of marriage my wife and I are both concerned about the same thing.

The size of our tits.

 

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Had an embarrassing moment at the vet's today. Took the dog in to be put to sleep as I thought it had Down's Syndrome.

Turns out that's just what English Bull Terriers look like.

 

Tip on making great guacamole.

After you kill the mole, let it marinate overnight.

 

The Test Drive

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Studies have shown that 69% of people find something dirty in just about everything you say.

 

A Beautiful Poem About Growing Older - Very Special

Walk With Me While I Age



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