Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    You mean like this one?

    A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."
    The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"


    :) :) :)
     
    #12031     Jul 12, 2013
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #12032     Jul 12, 2013
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Asiana Airlines just released the names of the 777 crew at SFO:


    Capt.: Sum Ting Wong
    Capt.: Wei Tu Lo
    Flight Officer: Ho Lee Fuk
    Flight Officer: Wing Bang Ow
     
    #12033     Jul 12, 2013
  4. Sad that people got hurt and died, but otherwise this is f*cking hilarious. It was shown on Oakland news program. Who approved this for airing? Does anyone there have a freakin clue?:

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    #12034     Jul 13, 2013
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    #12035     Jul 13, 2013
  6. TGregg

    TGregg

    LOL!
     
    #12036     Jul 13, 2013
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    Actually survey after survey shows that people are (generally) clueless about how smart they are. For instance, most people consider themselves to be the smartest person they know! A guy did a survey of guys trying to date on OK Cupid - 60% said they were geniuses! JFC, not just smart, but 1 out of 100! And some of them were dumber than average and thought they were $#@*in' brilliant. Dumb as a bag of rocks in reality but in their fantasy land they were the intelligentsia.

    Fact is, most everyone thinks they are smart, smarter than everyone else. Wanna know the truth? Get tested. I did. :D

    And for the record, I am not the smartest person I know. And I also am not a genius.
     
    #12037     Jul 13, 2013
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

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    :) :) :)
     
    #12038     Jul 14, 2013
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    #12039     Jul 14, 2013
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    A Mini Performance

    ...those silly Brits...


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    :) :) :)
     
    #12040     Jul 14, 2013