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Beautiful Music In The Woods

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Quote Of The Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of it back."

 

At The Beach

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Remember back in the day, there was a saying that summed this up perfectly. "too much time on your hands".

(sigh,) but those days are history. I have 3 minutes to watch a ball wend its way through the woods. Yes yes yes, I stopped and smelled the roses, (and heard them too, yuk yuk) took a moment from my busy day to pause and refresh and appreciate other people who really can do what I only dream of doing.

I may watch this again...

 

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Stevie Wonder says he won't go to Florida.

Can't find it or something.

 

Protests are being scheduled in Miami by the black community and will be held next door to the Brandsmart on the south side of town.

Another protest is scheduled for tomorrow. It will be next to the Brandsmart on the north side of town.

 

Q: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

 

Clueless Joe Biden weighs in on the Zimmerman verdict:

Read the rest at:
http://congressshallmakenolaw.wordp...now-a-word-from-our-vice-president-joe-biden/

 

There should be a minimum IQ to qualify as a Congress politician.
Would 25 be asking too much ?