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And when the Zen Buddhist demanded his change from a $20, the vendor looked into his eye and said solemnly: "Change comes from within!"

 

Did you know?

The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner...

Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office.

They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

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(I can hear your groans from here. Control yourself, be respectful... I was sucked in, too!)

 

The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where it's downhill all the way.

 

You in the hood now:

 

I tried to give blood at the blood bank today but they asked too many questions about where i got it.

 

Last person out of Detroit turn out the light please if you can find it.

 

Nice perfume but, showers work as well. lol

 

A word used by fucktards

Joe: my cat just died, lol
Dan: You're such a fucktard, why is that funny?
Joe: lol

 

"I'm going to be blunt with you Nutmeg, I'll get right to the point..." said my wife.

And that's when I knew this conversation would never end.

 

I never knew we were married to the same girl. Tell you what, because it's you, I'm gonna let you have her an extra couple days a week.