Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. JamesL

    JamesL

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    #12101     Jul 31, 2013
  2. You know the best thing about necrophilia?

    You dont have to bring flowers. They're already there
     
    #12102     Aug 1, 2013
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    #12103     Aug 1, 2013
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3852585>
     
    #12104     Aug 2, 2013
  5. On a first date, this meh looking sweetie is trying to impress me with some of her past BS and all.
    She was bragging on about trophies won, cheerleading captain, home-ec champion and on and on.

    Well the one that really perked my horny interest of course was her braggadocios claim of "I even got Play Mate of the Year a little while back."

    When asked about which publication and issue, she said she was gifted that title when she was in 2nd grade. :D
     
    #12105     Aug 4, 2013
  6. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SfHjTSagIi4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #12106     Aug 5, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    A terrorist hijacked a 747 that was full of civil rights activists and threatened to release one of them per hour unless his demands were met.
     
    #12107     Aug 5, 2013
  8. These guys have real talent.:eek:
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RVLp2iodSVQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HT0mHJbgH24" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #12108     Aug 7, 2013
  9. TGregg

    TGregg


    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/08/06/4217845/police-bogus-ghost-hunters-try.html

    The best part is the pictures of the perps, `specially Schmidt. LOL.
     
    #12109     Aug 7, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    No matter what i try, i just keep impersonating Jim Carrey.


    Sooomebody stop me!
     
    #12110     Aug 7, 2013