Replying “Neither, I like p....y”, is the wrong answer when asked if you prefer leg or breast at the counter in KFC.
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask: “So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?” Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”
It never made sense to me when people say ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’. But I just watched an an old James Bond movie and get it now. The pen he was using could take out a small car, let alone any miscreant with a sword.