A husband and wife, who both work for the circus, visit an adoption agency hoping to adopt a child. However, the social workers raise concerns about their suitability as parents. In response, the couple shows photos of their 50-foot motorhome, which is spotless, well-maintained, and even equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are impressed but still worry about the child's education. The husband reassures them, saying, "We’ve hired a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills." Next, the social workers express concern about raising a child in a circus environment. This time, the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and nutrition." Finally satisfied, the social workers ask, "What age child are you looking to adopt?" The husband replies, "Oh, the age doesn’t matter—just as long as they fit in the cannon!"
A teacher asks her students if they studied their spelling so she asks her students if they could spell the word “Before.” Johnny raises his hand and the teacher says go ahead Johhny and spell it. Johnny tries to spell it “Befar “ and the teacher says sorry Johhny. Little Suzie raises her hand and the teacher says Ok Suzie, give it a try. Suzie spells “Bafore”. The teacher says nice try Suzie but not quite. Jamal then enthusiastically raises his hand and the teacher says go ahead Jamal. Jamal spells “Before” and the teacher said excellent Jamal, very impressive . Can you use before in a sentence. Jamal then says sure- “ Two plus two before “.
My neighbor went inside and told his wife that he would no longer be doing the dishes. "Why is that?", she demanded. "Trump proclaimed it is illegal for men to play women's sports." His funeral is tomorrow at 2pm.
Older people. After you berate your children for wasting their time playing video games, take some sticks and spend the rest of the day walking around trying to hit a small white ball into 18 different holes.