Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    What's the difference between a new trader and an old trader?

    The new trader thinks that every loss is the end of the world. The old trader knows it's just Tuesday.
     
    #16121     Jul 22, 2025
  2. Arnie

    Arnie

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    #16122     Jul 23, 2025
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  3. Arnie

    Arnie

    I asked my librarian about a children's book where Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat team up and go on adventures.
    She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
     
    #16123     Jul 23, 2025
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  4. Nobert

    Nobert

  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    The Most Redneck Man in the World (Dos Equis Parody)
     
    #16125     Jul 26, 2025
  6. Atlantic

    Atlantic

    B1S2 ?
     
    #16126     Jul 27, 2025
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  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #16127     Aug 1, 2025
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    #16128     Aug 2, 2025
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  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    I got an emotional support animal. It’s a chicken. It’s crispy. It also came with a biscuit.
     
    #16129     Aug 5, 2025
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  10. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Airman Jones is assigned to the onboarding center where he advises new recruits about their government benefits, especially the GI life insurance policy.

    It isn't long before Captain Smith notices that Airman Jones has a staggeringly high success rate, selling insurance policies to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.

    Curious, the captain stands in the back of the room and listens to Airman Jones sales pitch.

    Jones explains the basics of the GI life insurance policy to the new recruits. He then adds, "If you buy this insurance and die in battle, the government will pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have this insurance, the government only has to pay out a maximum of $6,000."

    "Now," he concludes, "think very carefully. Who do you think they're going to send into battle first?"
     
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