BB unprinted Headlines. (reminder for libs - it's satire) Helpful Husband Places Giant Heart On Six Foot Skeleton Still In Yard From Halloween @drconservativeprof My Memory Is Fine, And Please Stop Calling Me Mr. President @gfanson Man Prays Wife's Fever Breaks Before It's Time To Make Dinner @dontslowtheearth Vengeful Wife Gets Haircut Husband Is Sure To Notice This Time @Kirgol Migrant Suffers Broken Middle Fingers After Trying That In A Small Town @Disidente_Redactico Trump Preps For Debate With Biden By Arguing With Bowl Of Jello @showquest SAD: After 50 Years, Beloved Oakland Crack House Closes Its Doors Due To Crime @afnarr Inconsiderate Onlooker Misses 30% Of Disaster By Filming Vertically @pure_teej Groundhog Doesn't See Shadow Because He Was Looking At His Phone The Whole Time @neohillbilly Confirmed: 100% Of Gender Studies Majors Confused About Gender @nicalys Dog Awkwardly Looks Away While Owner Poops On San Fran Sidewalk @buzzyboy Biden Asks If Campaign Platform Has Steps @bbarton713 And there are always a few that I love that didn't make it to the top, like the following: Ben Shapiro Rebrands As 'Li'l Shap' @babylonandonanon 'Just A Flesh Wound,' Declares Nikki Haley, ''Tis But A Scratch' @timberlakeshore Congress Working On The "Sunny With Blue Skies And Everyone Gets A Puppy Act" @trooper777 Wife Introduces Anti-Shopping Bill That Caps Amazon Purchases At 5,000 Per Day @baberahamlincoln Humans Of Every Color Surrender Colonized Lands, Return To Mesopotamia @terr922 'Hallelujah! You Can Have It!' Says Harried Mom Of 8 When Trashy Family Van Gets Carjacked In DC @elmer2flp Trump Surges In Polls After Being Deemed Fit To Stand Trial @Shadrach Man Sitting By Taylor Swift Just Wants To Eat Nachos Without Being Judged By 200 Million People @dontslowtheearth
An effective meme, like this one, should have a kernel of truth, a test many found in this thread have failed.