Options to buy tomorrow

What options would ya'll recommend to buy tomorrow?

 

Use your today’s profit, 25% buy call, 25% buy put.

 

Nothing.

Go do serious intensive and extensive homework.
If not, avoid trading totally.

 

1. How is one to guess since market-open wasn't until hours away.
2. If it's that obvious we all know here, why is no one arbitraging it away?