Pandemic panic preperation

Discussion in 'Politics' started by CaptainObvious, Feb 27, 2020.

  1. themickey

    themickey

    I hope those 'made in China' cameras fvvk up quick enough with moisture and dirt, there will be a nice maintenance bill with that.
     
    #71     Mar 3, 2020
  2. Wallet

    Wallet

    Coming to a town near you:(
     
    #72     Mar 3, 2020
  3. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

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    #73     Mar 4, 2020
  4. themickey

    themickey

    The media are stoking the furnace.
    The fvvkin stupid media published a number of articles about toilet paper and the whole world made a rush for the supermarket shelves.
    Most people are just plain fvvckn dumb, never heard of a shower where you can wash your bum if the SHTF? (Excuse the pun).
    And WTF is it with toilet paper? shit! :p
     
    #74     Mar 4, 2020
  5. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    I have bum guns on all my toilets.

    Anyone who has travelled in India etc knows how to use a bucket and a little bucket.

    Of course only the elite know the three seashell method.
     
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    #75     Mar 4, 2020
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  6. Snarkhund

    Snarkhund

    I have a fancy japanese toilet at home that shoots a stream of water up the kazoo and a bum gun on the boat. The US is in the stone-age when it comes to toilet matters.

    Any opinion on local beer down here Bugenhagen? I'm tired of Balboa. I know there are some craft brewers. Anything you like?
     
    #76     Mar 4, 2020
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  7. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    Yep, when I used to come home to the West I found the whole smearing yourself with your own excrement a little..

    There are a bunch of craft beers here now though I'm basic, I still like Club Colombia, the number one here and a few of the Bogota Beer Company beers, they even have a version of porter (without a head).

    I can drink but don't like Baloba so much. The last time I had it was a couple of birthdays ago on the roof of the Panama city Hard Rock Hotel (just a pitcher or so) and I had a bad hangover next day. It all starts with good water I guess and the water in a lot of Andean Colombia is excellent, the tap water in Medellin tests better than many foreign mineral waters I'm told.

    Up in the hot coastal north like Cartagena the water is very bad, I learned that from a soda dispenser drink in a tourist restaurant, never again...
     
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    #77     Mar 4, 2020
  8. Cuddles

    Cuddles

     
    #78     Mar 10, 2020
  9. Panama beer is not very good...
     
    #79     Mar 10, 2020
  10. Cuddles

    Cuddles

     
    #80     Mar 11, 2020