Russia & Ukraine

Discussion in 'Politics' started by UsualName, Jan 18, 2022.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #6061     Jul 14, 2022
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  2. elderado

    elderado

    I can only be bothered so much by this shit, but I didn't read she's a former bartender.

     
    #6062     Jul 14, 2022
  3. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    It's on twitter so you know it's true.
     
    #6063     Jul 14, 2022
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  4. I certainly have my own substantial disgust and outrage at both the republicans and democrats for rejecting Rand Paul's bill or request to appoint an Inspector General for Ukraine funds. How can you be opposed to that? I would have appointed ten for various key areas and required them to report to line agencies but also to an independent commission overseeing Ukraine financials. The Europeans should require that as well since Ukraine's long history of corruption is well known and has been an obstacle to EU consideration so they are supposed to be getting serious about looking at that as part of looking at their application for membership.

    Having said that. I imagine that before long fact checkers of some sort will come along and point out that this girls outrageous salary is actually in Ukrainian hryvia's, their local currency. If so, that would make her salary in the range of 2,100 usd per month.

    I don't know. We shall see. Just sayin, allow for that possibility but also, by all frigging means, remain outraged if that 63,000 is in usd. Only Hunter knows what kind of services a woman can provide for that amount, and even then there would have to be lots of crack thrown in- not just her female crack.
     
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    #6064     Jul 14, 2022
  5. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    She's more qualified than Melania Trump I guess.

    A deputy minister paid, well not a whole lot of money actually. Good thing I have all these dealings with Ukraine and I'm not an idiot like you are.

    If I was the EU I'd want to integrate with her. On that kind of money she will be able to afford maybe one Starbucks coffee a week in Brussels.

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    #6065     Jul 14, 2022
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  6. UsualName

    UsualName

    #6066     Jul 15, 2022
  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

     
    #6067     Jul 15, 2022
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  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Taken from social media...

    In further corrections from official Russian statements:

    * Russian forces have not shot down the Death Star.
    * Star Trek Discovery was not an FSB false flag operation, no matter what you might think about Chakotay.
    * While he is surrounded by violent and repugnant mutants, Vladimir Putin is not The Master.
    * There have been no reputable sightings of a Russian submarine on the moon.
    * Vladimir Putin is not known to possess multiple penises which can articulate and hold assault rifles. This is not how penises work.
    * The explosions in the last fourteen Russian ammunition stockpiles cannot be explained by 'an excess of zeal'
    * The Soyuz rocket has slightly more upward thrust than an exploded T-72 turret.
    * The S-400 anti-aircraft system is absolutely capable of scanning the sky and detecting threats larger than the moon. The S-500 anti-aircraft system is expected to increase this system sensitivity to the point of being able to detect continents.
    * That fat Russian general in the news was not in fact a general. You know the guy I'm talking about. He has been put on a diet, and he has introduced plans to crush Ukraine once and for all. This will not involve him falling over.
    * The Kamov Ka-52 attack helicopter has been developed by Russian internal military industries to carry, in addition to its normal rocket artillery load, a deployable missile containing bacon grease which military specialists predict will encourage that previously mentioned Russian general into a massive, kaiju-style stomping attack on Ukrainian missile forces. While he may not have the agility to directly Godzilla-attack most Ukrainian HIMARS units he . . . crap, he fell over. Never mind. Skip this bullet point, Bylaaat someone get some lard
    * The Russian ministry of propaganda has placed a fatwa against Garfield. Lasagna and Mondays are outlawed. Instead, Russian children will be entertained by Blyaat the Caat and his friends, Unexploded Ordnance Opo and Jon, the hilariously intoxicated cab driver. Watch their hi jinks as they try to find things to ferment!
    * Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego has been outlawed by Putin's government. Instead, youngsters will enthrall themselves with where can I find potato and Can I eat tree bark? in tribute to glorious Best Korean government. Never again shall our citizens go hungry when dirt is to be found!
     
    #6068     Jul 15, 2022
  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #6069     Jul 15, 2022
  10. terr

    terr

    #6070     Jul 15, 2022