The first person on Mars will not be a Caucasian male. NASA will have to check as many boxes as possible: Non-Caucasian (preferably Black) Female LGBTQ+ Democrat
What about a black male woman? Seeing as the growing consensus among the woke is that male/female = sex and man/women = gender which are not identical.
Fine, I am a flexible kind of guy. I am willing to send Lori Lightfoot to Mars at any time. Just book a one way ticket to hold expenses down. "This is one small step for dykes, and one giant leap for dykekind."